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These terms govern your use of DeadJim monitoring services. By using our service, you agree to these terms.
Last updated: August 23, 2025
By accessing or using DeadJim's monitoring services ("Service"), you agree to be bound by these Terms and Conditions ("Terms"). If you do not agree to these terms, please do not use our Service.
These Terms constitute a legally binding agreement between you ("User" or "you") and DeadJim ("we," "us," or "our").
DeadJim provides monitoring services that:
The Service is designed primarily for power outage detection and basic system monitoring.
To use our Service, you must:
You may not create multiple accounts to circumvent service limitations.
For paid tiers:
You may cancel your subscription at any time. Service continues until the end of the current billing period.
You agree to use the Service only for lawful purposes. You may not:
While we strive for high availability:
We maintain service level objectives and will communicate significant outages via our status page and email notifications.
Your privacy is important to us. Please review our Privacy Policy for details on:
By using our Service, you consent to data processing as described in our Privacy Policy.
The Service and all related content are owned by DeadJim and protected by intellectual property laws. You may not:
You retain ownership of any data you provide to the Service.
IMPORTANT: To the maximum extent permitted by law:
Some jurisdictions do not allow certain liability limitations, so these may not apply to you.
You agree to indemnify and hold DeadJim harmless from claims, damages, and expenses arising from:
Either party may terminate this agreement:
Provisions regarding liability, indemnification, and intellectual property survive termination.
We may modify these Terms by:
Continued use of the Service after changes constitutes acceptance of the new Terms.
These Terms are governed by the laws of Ontario, Canada without regard to conflict of law principles. Any disputes will be resolved through:
If any provision of these Terms is found unenforceable, the remainder remains in full force and effect. Unenforceable provisions will be modified to reflect the parties' intent to the maximum extent possible.
For questions about these Terms, please contact us:
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