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Terms and Conditions

These terms govern your use of DeadJim monitoring services. By using our service, you agree to these terms.

Last updated: August 23, 2025

1. Acceptance of Terms

By accessing or using DeadJim's monitoring services ("Service"), you agree to be bound by these Terms and Conditions ("Terms"). If you do not agree to these terms, please do not use our Service.

These Terms constitute a legally binding agreement between you ("User" or "you") and DeadJim ("we," "us," or "our").

2. Description of Service

DeadJim provides monitoring services that:

  • Monitor system availability through periodic heartbeat signals
  • Send notifications when systems become unresponsive
  • Provide dashboard access for monitoring status
  • Support multiple notification methods (email, SMS)

The Service is designed primarily for power outage detection and basic system monitoring.

3. Service Tiers

RED SHIRT (Free Tier)

  • Monitor 1 agent location
  • Email alerts with standard delivery
  • Dashboard access
  • Community support

ENGINEER ($5/month)

  • All RED SHIRT features
  • Instant email alerts
  • Priority support
  • Advanced monitoring options

BRIDGE CREW ($7/month)

  • All ENGINEER features
  • SMS alert notifications
  • Monitor up to 3 agent locations
  • Premium support with phone options

4. Account Registration

To use our Service, you must:

  • Be at least 18 years old or have parental consent
  • Provide accurate and complete registration information
  • Maintain the security of your account credentials
  • Promptly update account information when it changes
  • Be responsible for all activities under your account

You may not create multiple accounts to circumvent service limitations.

5. Payment Terms

For paid tiers:

  • Payments are processed monthly in advance
  • All fees are non-refundable except as required by law
  • We use Stripe for secure payment processing
  • You authorize automatic renewal unless cancelled
  • Price changes require 30 days advance notice
  • Failed payments may result in service suspension

You may cancel your subscription at any time. Service continues until the end of the current billing period.

6. Acceptable Use

You agree to use the Service only for lawful purposes. You may not:

  • Use the Service to monitor systems you don't own or have permission to monitor
  • Attempt to reverse engineer, hack, or compromise our systems
  • Send excessive or abusive requests that may overload our infrastructure
  • Use the Service for any illegal activities or to violate others' rights
  • Share your account credentials with unauthorized parties
  • Interfere with other users' use of the Service

7. Service Availability

While we strive for high availability:

  • We do not guarantee 100% uptime or availability
  • Planned maintenance may temporarily interrupt service
  • We are not liable for downtime beyond our reasonable control
  • Service levels may vary by tier (FREE vs. paid plans)

We maintain service level objectives and will communicate significant outages via our status page and email notifications.

8. Data and Privacy

Your privacy is important to us. Please review our Privacy Policy for details on:

  • What data we collect and how we use it
  • How we protect your information
  • Your rights regarding your data
  • How to contact us with privacy concerns

By using our Service, you consent to data processing as described in our Privacy Policy.

9. Intellectual Property

The Service and all related content are owned by DeadJim and protected by intellectual property laws. You may not:

  • Copy, modify, or distribute our software or content
  • Use our trademarks or branding without permission
  • Create derivative works based on our Service
  • Remove copyright or proprietary notices

You retain ownership of any data you provide to the Service.

10. Limitation of Liability

IMPORTANT: To the maximum extent permitted by law:

  • The Service is provided "as is" without warranties of any kind
  • We are not liable for indirect, incidental, or consequential damages
  • Our total liability is limited to the amount you paid in the last 12 months
  • We are not responsible for losses due to system downtime or failed alerts
  • You should not rely solely on our Service for critical monitoring needs

Some jurisdictions do not allow certain liability limitations, so these may not apply to you.

11. Indemnification

You agree to indemnify and hold DeadJim harmless from claims, damages, and expenses arising from:

  • Your use of the Service
  • Your violation of these Terms
  • Your violation of any third party rights
  • Any content or data you provide to the Service

12. Termination

Either party may terminate this agreement:

  • You may: Cancel your account at any time through your dashboard
  • We may: Suspend or terminate accounts for Terms violations
  • Effect: Termination ends your right to use the Service
  • Data: We may delete your data after termination as described in our Privacy Policy

Provisions regarding liability, indemnification, and intellectual property survive termination.

13. Modifications

We may modify these Terms by:

  • Posting updated Terms on this page
  • Providing email notification of material changes
  • Giving at least 30 days notice before changes take effect

Continued use of the Service after changes constitutes acceptance of the new Terms.

14. Governing Law

These Terms are governed by the laws of Ontario, Canada without regard to conflict of law principles. Any disputes will be resolved through:

  • Binding arbitration where permitted by law
  • Courts of competent jurisdiction in Ontario, Canada
  • English language proceedings

15. Severability

If any provision of these Terms is found unenforceable, the remainder remains in full force and effect. Unenforceable provisions will be modified to reflect the parties' intent to the maximum extent possible.

16. Contact Information

For questions about these Terms, please contact us:

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